love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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