let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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