fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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