It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
