in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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