How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Operation Purity has been aborted
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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