Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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