Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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