Christians are straight up FREAKS
We're facebook friends in real life
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
His nipple licking is glorious
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