It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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