it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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