Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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