Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
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