16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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