Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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