Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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