I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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