There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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