This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I can text with my tongue
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize
