YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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