I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
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