i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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