yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I would ride that face into the sunset
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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