I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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