Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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