I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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