he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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