yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize