i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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