thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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