Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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