Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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