My brain says no but my pants say off.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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