And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I wear drunk well.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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