You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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