I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
