Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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