So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I am one with the molecules
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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