ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
