I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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