Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
When did we convert life to cartoon?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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