Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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