I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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