I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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