so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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