I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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