If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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