Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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