Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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