if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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