no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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