quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I wish you could order shots online.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
i out mim tonsoeep
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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