Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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