these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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