I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
50% drunk capacity currently
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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