You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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