I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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